Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when we can be certain that the wrong thing will never come back to bite us"

• Knowledge can never be certain
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There will never be another you
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• It will never be just you
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• You will never be a real woman
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You never think it will be the ducks
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Marks which will never be broken
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• These are the days when birds come back
• Will Night Never Come?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Even the dead will not be safe
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I fear I will be nothing
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'll never be the other woman
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The right to be wrong
• Will I cease to be
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• There can be only one
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• You will be assimilated
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Any song can be a love song
• all the cute guys will be there
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• No one can be totally logical
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Carl Everett
• The television will not be revolutionized
• murder can be fun
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Boys will be boys
• University students can be really stupid
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• Exes can be good things
• There will be time
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'll be back
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• come back
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• The revolution will not be televised
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• the world will be remade in our image
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Never be the first to let go
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• What life after death will really be like
• Children can be cruel
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Can we still be friends?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• node that will be my legacy

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