Findings:

• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• There will be time
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will always be in the details
• I will always be weird inside
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will I cease to be
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Marks which will never be broken
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Rebeca Martinez
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• There will be no more stories to read
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Mind without body
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The revolution will not be webcast
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The next life will be better
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will be your young sinner
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• This love will be your downfall.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• It will never be just you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will I be given that chance?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The end will be a sellout
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will be in my trailer!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The Revolution will be televised
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• all the cute guys will be there
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Even the dead will not be safe

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