Findings:

• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Someone please kill me
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• please forgive me (user)
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Please Kill Me
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I am blind when I want to be
• Let me be your fantasy
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Pleased to Meet Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Be gentle with me
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Look siad me Be like me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• marry me and you'll be safe
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When shall I be free?
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You mean the me that you would be
• I've Gotta Be Me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Please help me!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• When your presents give me hives
• Please stop annoying me
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• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please Please Me
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Give me a moment, please
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please do not bring me flowers
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• when strangers tell me to smile
• listen()
• let me be your first upvote
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• far be it from me
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• OBAFGKM
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• meteors may be fallen angels
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• It will be good when I am leader
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If your wish be to close me
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You've got to be kidding me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels

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