Findings:

• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Eye contact at a distance
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Helping people cheat
• I just want to be friends
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• i just want to know who i am
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone passes
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Lying next to someone at night
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• You can't make someone love you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• just a friend
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Someone please kill me
• Just call me fluffy
• Expecting Someone Taller
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• make someone pay
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• You deserve someone special in your life
• The silence after someone leaves
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Get a rise out of someone
• Is someone your bitch?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• just friends
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• friends just taste better
• Just a Friend? (user)
• Just Say Know
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• just to let you know
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• i just want you to know who i am
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• my name on someone else's body
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• How to ruin someone's life
• good reasons to hate someone
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• someone (user)
• Someone else's toilet
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• New Business: Employing Someone
• Forgiving someone
• Meet someone
• For Someone
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• someone to love
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• If I could be someone
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Reading Someone's Diary
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• New Business: Firing Someone
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Let's just be friends
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just friends syndrome
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• It's just a fond farewell to a friend
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• someone
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Loving someone else's wife
• someone else's hand
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Good reasons to miss someone
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• someone I thought I knew once
• Beating someone severely
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Making someone feel loved
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Sleeping with someone
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• You are no longer someone's first
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference

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