Findings:

• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• imaginary friend
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They had been expecting me
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• the real me
• nobody will let me start a country
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• real friends twist the knife
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Me Nobody Knows
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Real Me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Sophie's Imaginary Friends
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• my imaginary friend
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• You had me at hello
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• boss i wish you had told me
• imaginary friends
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Equating real and imaginary parts
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• There is no real me
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Nobody for me but you
• I had cool friends in high school
• imaginary friend, believed lost, listed guardian: heart
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Imaginary Friend for Sale
• Friends
• friend
• Best friend
• Religious Society of Friends
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• There is no friend anywhere
• friend of Dorothy
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• and thus the stranger spoke unto the sinner
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• a friend of a friend
• Party Rescue Friend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Like A Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I have lots of gay friends
• gay friends
• I have a friend
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• My Only Friend
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• The Friend
• Circle Of Friends
• Friend of Bill W.
• Kissing your best friend
• Pet Your Friends
• Memories of my best friend
• postcards to friends
• Friend Bear
• how to be a friend
• Jennifer, is she your friend?
• My Friend, My Friend
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Three Friends
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Man's Friend
• Friends In Need
• First Fiction: Friends
• These people are not your friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Workman's Friend
• Losing a friend
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Trying to be friends
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• just a friend
• random internet friend
• Sex with your best friend
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;

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