Findings:
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- Have brain, will travel
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- These papers do not show what I have done
- works from A Quest for Local Knowledge (category)
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- my religion doesn't have a name
- How your brain codes knowledge
- Weird things you find when reading documentation
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Best Brains
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- How your brain works
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- this doesn't work
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- When Night is Almost Done
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Ghosts must have done it!
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How to find your new best friend
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- When living we have need of Death
- Birth, School, Work, Death
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- When you work at a supermarket
- radios work better when closer to her skin
- If You Liked School You'll Love Work
- we have a lot of work to do
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- How do we find the very best clock?
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- That which I should have done I did not do
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Spirit Whose Work Is Done
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- When it's done
- The way things have always been done
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- What have you done for me lately?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- for now this is the best that can be done
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Memory is best served when chilled
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- The last (and best) day of high school
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When I have female children
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Stoned music memories
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- when all the white horses have broken free
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You have your work cut out for you
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- 4am Friday (user)
- Best Buy
- best
- best boy
- on my best days
- Man's best friend
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Your Method Works
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
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