(this isn't an subjective commentary
Why isn't Starbucks Seattle's Best Coffee
? You have to be from Seattle to truely appreciate this. There are Starbucks EVERYWHERE. People across the country
think they are an organization
of the devil
(and the second home of Doctor Evil
). However, all of that aside, Starbucks can never be Seattle's Best Coffee.
Seattle's Best Coffee is a smaller, but still somewhat national
chain of coffee vendor
s. They are in several airports (Detroit?), and are fairly well known, but they have no where near the presence of the aforementioned giant.
"So what's the point?
", you ask.
The point is, my java
-craving friend, that you can walk into any Starbucks, (this works the best in Seattle
), and ask:
"Are you Seattle's Best Coffee?
And much to the dismay of all the Starbucks owners across the world, they, by law
, have to say:
And thus, by a small matter of trademark
, and having nothing to do with any brew
, Starbucks will never be Seattle's best coffee.