Findings:
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How Should A Person Be?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Automobile tire pressure
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- You Should Be Sober
- Should high school be mandatory?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- How to be a badass
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- How to be an asshole
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How the Moon Came to Be
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- It should not be this complicated
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Should I be happy?
- How to be a geek
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- the world will be remade in our image
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- stupidity should be painful
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Goops and How to be Them
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- What is and what should never be
- Children should be seen and not heard
- How To Be Funny
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- The World (as it ought to be)
- This node should be filled with bees!
- How to Be Alone
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- titles should be approached laterally
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a fuck-up
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- how to be a friend
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Things every child should be taught
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be a troll
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Chalant should be a word!
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How To Be Good
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to be a lardass
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Why should we be moral?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- How to be a Canadian Male
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- How to be invisible
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to be a Better Person
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- I should be able to remember your face
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Should I be sorry?
- Farmers' Market
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- I should be running in the sunshine
- How to be an improv musician
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Food should not be luminous
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Laundry should be free
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Be cool in college
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Names that should never be given to important files
- How the Sun Came to Be
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- AI should be our top priority.
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- why you should never be a referee
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- No threat should be taken lightly
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How to be a good customer
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be a street musician
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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