Findings:

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Every Day an Asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Angry White Male
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who wants a down vote
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• i just want you to know who i am
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• change doesn't happen
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• With every kiss you change my world
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who wants trident?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Who wants some schlock
• i just want to know who i am
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Changes: a look at "Design" and "In White"
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Dance-floor asshole
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• it's not what you know, it's who you know
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Change
• spare change
• and change
• Can things really change?
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• changes
• Rhythm changes
• change of course
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• exact change
• average rate of change
• instantaneous rate of change
• The Book of Changes
• Color change
• SGI name change
• Travel changes your brain
• Change Upon Change
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Changing an automobile tire
• chump change
• the stars that change our minds
• plus ca change
• Dead languages don't change
• A change of seasons
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How things change
• Change Purse
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Ginny successfully changes the subject
• Change (user)
• percent change
• amulet of change
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Change War
• Futaba-kun Change
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• Laurel successfully changes the subject
• How to change the color of the BSOD
• Unified Change Management
• Arguments don't change minds
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Nine
• this changes everything
• Prayer Changes Things
• Change the recycle bin
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• We fear change
• refractive error changes
• time for a change
• change your life
• Herbs for provoking change
• Changes in Southern British pronunciation
• chump change (user)
• Stasis, Change and Atoms in Ancient Greek Philosophy
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
• The nine basic types of chemical change
• Oil change
• EDEV: A request for a change to the Message Inbox
• things change
• Changing the window title in Internet Explorer
• Relative value of loose change
• What to do with spare change
• Causing traffic signals to change
• Changes in American Culture Since 1776
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Why do leaves change color in autumn?
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Sex Changes
• How to change your Verizon IE graphic.
• circle change
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Repetition is a form of change

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