Findings:

• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I never thought I would node this
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• when did we forget how to play?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• Never use the phrase "dark night"
• anyone could be your brand new love
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I never thought it would be like this
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• A little child could never kill this clean
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• why i could never live in the city
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• They did so because they believed they could.
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• The train never did come that day
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• What I never did is done
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• I never really thought about it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Never mind your thoughts and prayers
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I could hear her thoughts
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• How one man could control the Senate
• waiting for pills that will murder their thoughts
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could

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