Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You miserable maggot! Why haven't you read it? You don’t deserve this spoiler warning you son of a hinkypunk"

• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• People who don't read
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Don't encourage people to read
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• The Book I Haven't Read
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Eat it, don't read it
• Don't read song analyses
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• deserves to lose
• Treatment of corporations
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Type A blood
• Victims, not murderers, deserve compassion
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• airplanes are heaven, ships deserve to sing
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• The Devil You Deserve
• Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• You get what you deserve
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• information deserves to be free
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• the self is a bottomless pit, the self is a mobius strip. the self is a greater call warning, the self is a Sunday morning.
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet

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