Findings:
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- People have fucked up before
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- Tools everyone should have
- Everyone has their antarctic
- Everyone's got their drug
- Does the sun have a mother?
- everyone is the hero of their own story
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- institutions have lives of their own
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- My hands have lost their memory
- Know your pets
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Art has an actual purpose
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- Cursing in French
- cursing in Australian
- Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
- Cursing in Latin
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- Jesus died cursing
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- What does a woman want
- Debbie Does Dallas
- Size does matter
- God does not play dice with the universe
- Time does not exist
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Jane Doe
- Working does not mean thinking
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- doe
- Does free will exist?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
- Curious George does LSD
- The Doe and the Lion
- Microsoft does your mom
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Color does not exist
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- fog machine
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- Why does Man kill?
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Biological does not mean genetic
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- What does your hometown smell like?
- Where does the money come from?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- where does that leave me?
- What does God need with a starship?
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- Why does ice float?
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Why does a bull buck?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Does hate scare people?
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- so expendable in their memory
- What difference does it make?
- Life does not end at high school
- What does art do?
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Does that phone taste good?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Does Humor Belong in Music?
- A duck's quack does not echo
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Honig v. Doe
- The Tom and Nicole split: Why does the world care?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- water does not expand when it freezes
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- NCC
- Why e-commerce does not work
- System Does Matter
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- doe (user)
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- A metaphor for sex
- Does a story need a conflict?
- Does not play well with others
- Pretty is as pretty does
- The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
- Wherefore does not mean where
- What a computer does well
- That which does not kill me...
- Does cruise control work in reverse?
- John Doe No. 2
- Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
- Why Viral Marketing does not work
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