Curious George Does LSD
a childrens' novel
by
Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy, RN, TCO, KSC
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1
Curious George was a
smart monkey who did a lot of
fun
things. He lived in a big
house with his
friend,
the man in the yellow hat.
2
One morning,
the man in the yellow hat
gave Curious
George a small white piece of paper. He told Curious George
to put the paper on his
tongue but not to swallow it. George
put the small white piece of paper on his tongue, sat down
and watched T.V.
3
Twenty minutes later, George began feeling very
strange.
As he watched the "Immature Radioactive Reptiles" on T.V. he
saw them begin to
melt into strange and different
forms.
4
The man in the yellow hat sat down next to Curious
George and handed him a
banana. But, to Curious George, it
had
eyes,
ears, a
nose, and a
mouth and was
singing "
Eat me!
Eat me!"
5
Curious George then tried to
peel the banana, but the
banana started
yelling "
Don't peel me! Don't peel me!"
Curious George handed the banana back to his friend.
6
The man in the yellow hat peeled the banana and gave it
to George. He said "George, you can eat the banana now."
But all George heard was "
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah."
7
Very soon, Curious George got
bored with T.V. So he
decided to go
exploring. His friend
followed him.
8
Curious George went down the
street to what his friend
called a
head shop. There were a lot of neat
toys to
play
with.
9
George tried the
lava lamps, the
black light, the
strobe light and many other toys. Suddenly, George
found a
glow string! He went into a dark
corner, and played with it,
fascinated.
10
The
shopkeeper said to George's friend, "
You've dosed
your monkey, haven't you?" His friend
just smiled.
11
Soon it was
time to leave. The man in the yellow hat
paid for the glow string, picked up George and they went
home.
12
As soon as they got home, George put some
Grateful Dead
on the C.D. player, lit up a
joint, and
mellowed out. Soon,
he fell
asleep.
13
The
next morning, George
woke up and
everything was
normal again --
14
or
was it?