Findings:

• When I get like this
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How do you write like that?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Trip Like I Do
• How do ya like them apples?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I like you; do you like me?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• i like my body when it is with your
• I do not like doctors
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• She writes like the wind moves
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• When I Get Low I Get High
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• We get tangled up like wires
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I do not like the radio man.
• Do you like me?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Write like a Hacker
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• What do theorems look like?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Do You Like My Wang?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• do you like it
• Why men like women's breasts
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I do not like the new neighbor bears
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'll get there when I get there
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• How to get kinda-sorta high
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do not write in this area
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I get high on Jesus
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We get too tense when we drive
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Stoned music memories
• How do you get there?
• You, standing
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do

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