Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This one's for you, you fucking city slickers. How did I know two people who didn't know this?"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• One who knows does not speak
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Who Knows One?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• how did i know this?
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• No One Knows Who I Am
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• How we know what we know
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You Know Who (user)
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• We did not know it was a war
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• telling people what they don't need to know
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• let me know who you are now.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Know How, Can Do
• How do you know that name?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I didn't want to know that
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• never know who told it best
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• to know one's onions
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• a woman who knows nothing
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• How I know I love you
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• How do you know it's real?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Using headphones as a microphone
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• she does not know how much I need this
• I know what you did in Texas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• who knows (user)
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Who can know it?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• I know what you did last summer
• and your shadow knows how to cry
• I don't know how to smile
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I still know what you did last summer
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I know how many there are.
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• So how did you two meet?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• How to know if something is worth doing
• How to Know God
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• How do I know if I love you?
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• No one knows my plan
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I didn't know what to say
• I Didn't Know
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Did you know facts
• Helping people cheat
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• Love, it's who you know.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• Didn't you know?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• To those who know who they are
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• It's my fucking job to know
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are

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