Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Dirty old men
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sucking at The Sims
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• never know who told it best
• I know more when I'm alone
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• When to talk about religion
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• You're never around when I need you
• When sex hurts (Men)
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• You know you're a geek when...
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Kirby G6
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Things men want when they're drunk
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• All good men are either gay or married
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• you never know
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Video, or it never happened.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I know when the world will end
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You know you've been away from home too long
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Eye contact at a distance
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• To Here Knows When
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I never know what to do with my hands
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• u'll never know me (user)
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• When grown men cry
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I never asked to be born you know
• Summer never answers when you call
• Now or Never
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• You know you're blacked out when...
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• When writers use Latin
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Dirty Work
• dirty money
• Dirty Quake 2
• Dirty old genius
• Damn Dirty Apes
• Dirty Player
• Dirty Pool
• The Dirty Matrix
• Harry the Dirty Dog (user)
• Getting Dirty in the Clean Room
• dirty pictures
• Dirty Sanchez
• Dirty Kitchen Eternity
• Dirty Paintbrush (user)
• dirty data
• Dirty Davey
• Dirty Sheets
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Dirty Bess
• The Dirty Glass
• dirty name (user)
• Dirty Kuffar
• dirty water hot dogs
• Dirty Rotten Bastards
• dirty old man
• dirty bitch (user)
• The Dirty Mac
• dirty pimp (user)
• Dirty Jobs
• dirty fingers (user)
• dirty pirate hooker
• Dirty Hank
• dirty sanchez (user)
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Dirty Golf Ball

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