Findings:
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Food was purer in the good old days
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- Suicide Was A Good Choice
- If I was a good person
- I was never any good at maths at school
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- A knock there was upon the door
- The door was closed
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Kilroy was here
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Leather-bound organizer
- I once was a clueless young noder
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Trompe
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Lando was supposed to die
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- I was a homeless bum
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
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- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- When I was your age
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The world was designed for giant squid
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- What was the question?
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- I was into them after they were hip
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- being a kid was great
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Jesus was Mexican
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- RSA Secret Key Challenge
- was
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- the seven hills of Rome
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- It was you, Atthis
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- 'T was
- It was not a dream
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I was looking for you
- Back when grunge was still cool
- God was created in man's image
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- Concrete, Washington
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Save keys to open doors
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was promised flying cars
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- There was a rose that faded young
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- secret door
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Why Socrates was really executed
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- That Was Then, This is Now
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Walrus was Paul
- Descartes was wrong
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- No shit, there I was
- Was (Not Was)
- Music was better in the old days
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- That was a joke, son.
- It was a dark and stormy night
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Man was created in God's image
- There was once a Man
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- It was all God's fault
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I was going to marry Marty
- I was searching glass
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
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