Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Isn't this the girl who broke someone's wrist? And she's dancing with me? Oh dear"

• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• OBAFGKM
• Helping people cheat
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• let me know who you are now.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Oh, bother! This is dubstep, isn't it?
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• The man who broke Britain
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• list of things
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• The Girl Who Waited
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Someone please kill me
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Oh woe is me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• May those who are born after me
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• tickle me, dear
• Girl gangstas
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Dancing Girl
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Who's That Girl
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• The girl who everyone loved
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• who me (user)
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Look Who's Dancing
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The girl you fell in love with
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• The girl who left a legend
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• The mama and the dancing girl, unfurling
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• She's My Girl
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Oh, dear
• Me and my big mouth
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

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