Findings:

• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Prime Minister's Question Time
• I think of you every time I cry
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Question Time
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Before you ask a question
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• every time i breathe
• Ask a stupid question
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• fool every time every day i
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The question nobody asks
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells

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