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• Swimming pool injury
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Marty Turco
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• Dana Point, California
• Dana Scully
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Marty Balin
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• Marty O'Neal
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Take the world by storm
• Dana Lyons
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
• Marty Wilde
• Marty McSorley
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Torture by air-conditioner
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• Impressing Girls By Spouting Polish Surnames
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Dana Carvey
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Dana and Hallowell
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• The Attack by Fire
• marty (user)
• Memories of Marty
• I was going to marry Marty
• Sid and Marty Krofft
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Attack by Stratagem
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Cats, physics and empathy, bound together by a thin plume of perfume
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Killed By Death
• Back By Popular Demand
• Amidala Got Back
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Moments together, catalogued by semi-scientific expositions of skin's functions
• Werewolf by Night
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• Report of Investigation by the Special Committee of the Board of Directors of Hollinger International Inc.
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Charles Dana Gibson
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• Richard Henry Dana Middle School
• dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
• Dana O'Hara
• Dana
• Answering Dan Dana
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• The Dana Owens Album
• Dana Snyder
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Marty McFly
• FM Towns Marty
• Marty DiBergi
• Marty Brennaman
• Continuously attacked by bees
• The Marty McKolskey Incident
• Mad Marty (user)
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• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Sentences with which to end your life
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• attacked by killer seagulls
• Fujitsu Car Marty
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
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• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Marty Jaggers (user)
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The Wild Colonials
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• money-back guarantee
• Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Solving a system of equations by back substitution
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• music to save the world by
• Watching the world go by
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Dana Gould
• Dana Plato
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Dana Mase
• Dana International
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Richard Henry Dana
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• Bill Dana
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• Dana Andrews
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• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
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• James Dwight Dana
• John Cotton Dana
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• Marty Robbins
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Marty Friedman
• Marty Feldman
• That which does not kill me...
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Accidental death odds
• Baptism by fire
• Leadership by Example
• trial by fire
• action fuelled by ignorance
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• inspiration by misreading
• Naughty by Nature
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
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• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• paid by the word
• Guilt by Association Law

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