Findings:

• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I am nothing but my sins
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am but higher
• i know you are but what am i
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I Am Loved
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I am a fish
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• I am now a college graduate
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am not hitting on you
• bind()
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• I am the Alpha and The Omega

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