Discworld (person)

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Ankh-Morpork:

Wizards:

• Rincewind - Inept wizard, who can't even spell the word right. Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography. Keeper of Roundworld experiment.
• Mustrum Ridcully - Archchancellor of the Unseen University.
• The Dean
• Chair of Indefinite Studies
• Senior Wrangler
• The Bursar - Always in his own world, even when he takes his Dried Frog Pills
• Lecturer in Recent Runes
• Ponder Stibbons - The University's computer geek. Creator of HEX. Head of the High Energy Magic department.
• Adrian Turnipseed - Stibbons' head assistant. Calls himself Big Mad Drongo.
• The Librarian - Due to a magical accident, the Librarian is in fact an orangutan. Attempts at turning him back to his old shape have failed, basically because he will do anything to prevent anyone from turning him back again.
• Devious Collabone - a.k.a. 'Dragonbreath', performed critical study of shellfish communications in a low-intensity thaumic field. "A good man with a whelk."

The Watch:

• Commander Sir Samuel Vimes - Recently married to Lady Sybil Ramkin, Sam is the Commander of the Watch and a true policeman who can feel the road through his boots.
• Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson - Rightful heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork, Carrot was raised by dwarves. Romantically involved with Lance-Constable Angua.
• Corporal Nobby Nobbs (C.W. St. John Nobbs) - Technically human. Spends most his time "patrolling" bars.
• Sergeant (Once acting-captain) Fred Colon - An officer of the old school, sgt. Colon prefers to "stand and watch and sort out what's left once it's over".
• Lance-Constable Angua (Delphine von Uberwald) - A werewolf from Uberwald. Romantically involved with Captain Carrot.
• Sergeant Detritus - A handy troll with an arquebus, Detritus prefers a direct approach to questioning. 'It was you what done it, so own up.'
• Corporal Cheery Littlebottom - Dwarven forensics officer, recently out of the closet as a female.
• Corporal Visit.
• Dorfl - A golem with free will.
• Reg Shoe - Keeping up with tolerance of the different, Reg is the Watch's zombie. Before joining the Watch, he was leader of the Fresh Start Club.
• Buggy Swires - Ferocious small person (no, really small), Buggy is head of the Flying Squad of the watch, usually found riding his favorite turkey buzzard.

Others:

• Gaspode - A talking dog, which of course doesn't exist.
• Foul ole Ron - One of Ankh-Morpork's homeless beggars.
• Duck Man - Ditto, recognized by the duck on his head.
• Coffin Henry - Another beggar.
• Arnold Sideways - And another.
• Twoflower - Innocent tourist from the counterweight continent. Shown around in Ankh-Morpork by Rincewind.
• Luggage - Made from sapient pearwood, Luggage is Rincewind's magical trunk, and it follows him everywhere.
• Lord Havelock Vetinari - The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. Stays in power by making sure not too many changes happen.
• Leonard of Quirm - Vetinari's mad scientist. Locked up in Vetinari's palace, for the good of Vetinari, himself and the common populace.
• Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler - C.M.O.T. Dibbler is Ankh-Morpork's sleazy merchant. He always has a ploy to earn more money.
• HEX - The computer made by Ponder Stibbons in Unseen University. Consists of (among lots of other things) an anthill, a beehive, ram skulls and a mouse.
• Sybil Ramkin - Part of Ankh-Morporks aristocracy, a breeder of swamp dragons and married to Samuel Vimes.
• Imp y Celyn - Singer in The Band with Rocks in.
• William de Worde - Ankh-Morpork's first journalist.
• Otto - The vampire photographer. (Thanks, crewgrrl!)
• Crysophrase - One of the more clever trolls in Ankh-Morpork (as if that was a feat), Crysophrase is one of the most feared mafia bosses.
• Dragon King of Arms - Head of the Ankh-Morpork College of Heraldry, this vampire has a particular dislike to the Vimes family after that King-slaying business.
• Ksandra - The maid at Unseen University.
• Inigo Skimmer - Assassin and spy
• Bloody Stupid Johnson
• Jeremy Clockson - A clockmaker
• Moist von Lipwig - The Postmaster
• Mr Groat - The old Junior Postman
• Stanley - Apprentice Postman and a pinhead
• Adora Belle Dearheart

Lancre:

Witches:

• Esmerelda 'Granny' Weatherwax - The leader of the witches in Lancre if they had had one. You don't want to be on Granny Weatherwax's bad side.
• Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg - A witch with a relaxed view on life. Lively, lewd and partial to a drink or twenty.
• Queen Magrat of Lancre (Magrat Garlick) - A 'new age' witch, interested in what she calls real magic - i.e. anything that involves incense, ritual, drippy candles and nice jewelry.
• Agnes Nitt - Two people in one. Once played in the opera.
• Tiffany Aching, new to being a witch, temporary Kelda of the Nac Mac Feegle, under the tutorlage of Miss Perspicacia (thanks, Uberbanana!)

Others:

• Esk - A girl who wants to become a wizard.
• King Verence of Lancre - Married to the Queen (duh).
• Greebo - Nanny's infamous cat.
• Jason Ogg - One of Nanny's many children.
• Shawn Ogg - Ditto.
• Hodgesaaargh - A keeper of birds of prey. Named so because that is how he usually introduces himself.
• Diamanda

Uberwald

Werewolves:

• Lady Serafine von Uberwald - Angua's mother.
• Wolfgang von Uberwald - Angua's bad-ass brother.

Dwarves:

• Rhys Rhysson - The current Low King.

Vampires:

• Lady Marglotta

Other places:

Anthropomorphic Personifications:

• Death - The Grim Reaper. The one with the big scythe and a chest you can play a xylophone on. Death is silently pondering how it is to be a human, something he has tried to be from time to time.
• Death of Rats - 'Squeak'
• The other three Horsemen of the Apocralypse - War, Famine and Pestilence. Death's fellow riders can usually be found playing Gin and Cripple Mr. Onion.
• The fifth Horseman - Ronnie Soak
• Fate
• Time
• The Hogfather
• The Tooth Fairy

Deities:

• The Creator - Generally believed to have created the Discworld because he was tired of more "normal" universes.
• Great A'Tuin - The world turtle, on whose back stands four enormous elephants. On top of the elephants are the Discworld, as a giant geological pizza (but without the anchovies).
• Om - The Great God Om
• Offler - The Crocodile God.
• The Lady - Never called by her real name, as this is thought to make her go away...
• Blind Io
• Petulia - Goddess of Negotiable Affection.
• Zephyrus - The god of slight breezes.
• Hoki
• Herne the Hunted - The terrified and apprehensive deity of all small furry creatures.
• Anoia - Minor goddess of Things That Stick In Drawers.

Miscellaneous characters:

• Mort - Death's apprentice. Father of Susan Sto Helit.
• Ysabelle - Death's adopted daugther. Mother of Susan Sto Helit.
• Binky - Death's white horse.
• Albert - Death's butler. Uberbanana tells me Albert is the founder of the UU.
• Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dblah - The Omnian soulmate of C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
• Disembowel-Myself-Honourably - C.M.O.T. Dibbler of the Counterweight Continent. (Thanks, vuo)
• Brutha - Prophet of Om. For a time Om's only true believer.
• Igor - Not really one, but several persons, living in Uberwald. The Igors work for various vampire 'mathterth', and love to give someone a hand...
• Mr. Pin - The brains of The New Firm, a pair of professional gangsters. (The New Firm is based on the pair of criminals in Neverwhere, The Old Firm)
• Mr. Tulip - The muscle of The New Firm.
• Cohen the Barbarian
• Susan Sto Helit - Death's granddaughter.
• Pteppic
• Tethis - A sea troll living on the edge of the world.
• Queen of the Elves
• Lu Tze - A simple sweeper for the History Monks
• Lobsang Ludd - Apprentice of Lu Tze
• Polly Perks - Often called Private Parts by her superior officers...
• Keith, Maurice, and Malicia
• Mrs Cake the Medium
• One Man Bucket - Mrs Cake's spirit guide
• The Dutchess
• Casanuda the Dwarf
• You Bastard - a clever camel