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• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• she reads all day
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• All That She Wants
• Minas Tirith
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• how to load an AVI in Visual C++
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• How to Manage Your DICK
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The siege of Minas Tirith and the Battle of the Pelennor Fields
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How I Wonder
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Kids that age think they know it all
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• She is all I am listening to here
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• all she ever wanted
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• How clear she shines
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• How she saw the moon
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• seedless grapes
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• The things she wonders about
• How's she cutting?
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They think it's all over
• They All Laughed
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• lest she lose all else
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• All She Wanted
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• How it all began
• They are all pretty but fading.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• And they all just stood and stared
• Oh, the wonder of it all
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• She threw out all my letters
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• How They Came to Bunbury
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• she does not know how much I need this
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She says kill. I say how many.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• How's she goin', by
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War

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