Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why do you want to get married?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you want to get slapped?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• How do you get there?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Do you work here?
• Our work and why we do it
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What guys do with their penis
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Craving a smoke
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Get home from work
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• we have a lot of work to do
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• DOS
• DOS memory management
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do the math
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Wing Chun Do
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do clam bras chafe?
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What I want from life
• What Germans do best
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What your keyboard's "Windows keys" do in Windows
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Your Method Works
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Do NOT feed the troll
• Why men like women's breasts
• do it
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• dos dedos mis amigos
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Don't do that then!
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do I dare disturb the universe?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• do protocol

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