Findings:

• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• the hottest it has ever been
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• The worst name ever
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Old man who lived by the crick
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• The worst ending ever
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Experience has made me bitter
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• A book has always been my best friend
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Stand by Your Man
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Worst Node Ever
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• the worst haircut ever
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• I've been duped by Satan!
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• It has not been a wonderful day
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Attention has been paid
• The weight has been lifted
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• I've been smoking ever since
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Has Been
• The lost man by the wayside
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The worst children's book ever
• The bravest man I've ever known
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst episode ever
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst job interview ever
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The worst fanfic ever
• Have you ever made a just man?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• A man has died
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• It's All Been Done Before
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years

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