Findings:
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Pretty Woman
- That hair. That face. Those eyes.
- Except My Heart, Which You Bestowed Before
- Eyes can look away, memories remain
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
- Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Great things the winter can bring
- Pair of Eyes
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 10: In Which We Mail a Letter
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 4: In which the Dawn Chorus is Crude
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Pleasure Center Circuitry
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- Eyes Without A Face
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
- Geraldine and Lamia: The Two Faces of the Gothic Snake Woman
- your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I can see her face
- As far as the eye can see
- pretty woman (user)
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- a woman with sea-green eyes
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Eating raw foods can change your eye color
- And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
- Colored face on which a frown
- A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
- These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- what a new pair of jeans can mean
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 6: In Which I meet the Sun Son
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
- There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
- Treading the fine line, eyes blind and arms outstretched
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Wonder Woman and the Very Angry Comediennes
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I was told you were very pretty
- And your very flesh shall become a great poem
- a great many things are dying very violently all the time
- the great red dragon and the woman clothed with the sun
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- An epiphany on the power society bestows upon money
- bestow easter eggs (superdoc)
- Can
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Cans of shit
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- Warrior's Woman
- Can things really change?
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Can God lie?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- canned hunt
- I can hear you
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- can opener
- can of grease
- I can do much better than this
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- I think I can, I think I can
- I can taste the floor
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- The scariest words I can think of
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Canned Heat
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- king can
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Can machines think?
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
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