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- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- like nothing ever was
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- All you ever did was let it happen
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- The most beautiful computer ever
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- My most disturbing dream ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- pointless HTML in email
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- All the most sexual curse words contain the letter U
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- I don't think the sun was up
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- It was not death, for I stood up
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Now more than ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- Best smoke I've ever had
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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