Findings:

• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• pointless HTML in email
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The Wild Colonials
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The Most Terrible Time in My Life
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I ever lose my legs
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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