Findings:
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Ground rush
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Piero Manzoni
- cat haters
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Eye contact at a distance
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- the moment when they take possession of you
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When cats rub you
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When the shit hits the fan
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- There are times when they seem to be right
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- People don't flail when they die
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- when they take my blood
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When you kill people they die
- When good cats go bald
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- bad cat
- Cats
- Cat's Cradle
- CAT scan
- cat person
- Eek the Cat
- The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Schrödinger's Cat trilogy
- Schrödinger's Cat
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Cheshire Cat
- Siamese Cat
- Bill the Cat
- For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
- Cat People
- Gunsmith Cats
- cat litter
- Cat Stevens
- a real brrr cat
- The cat's quizzer
- My cat
- Cat's in the Cradle
- cat food
- Fritz the Cat
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Manx cat
- Fat cats
- Cat o' nine tails
- Sea cat
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Cats and dogs living together
- The Black Cat
- cat ears
- The many weapons of cats
- The Cat and Venus
- The Cat and the Mice
- The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Cat 5
- cool cat
- stroke the cat
- Playing fetch with my cat
- Cat's eye
- alley cat
- Swing a dead cat
- Cat's Eyes
- house cat
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- the cat's pajamas
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- Asian golden cat
- African golden cat
- leopard cat
- marbled cat
- fishing cat
- flat-headed cat
- rusty-spotted cat
- Iriomote cat
- Bornean bay cat
- Geoffroy's cat
- pampas cat
- Andean mountain cat
- jungle cat
- Pallas' cat
- Chinese desert cat
- black-footed cat
- sand cat
- cat chow
- Cat and Mouse
- Black Cat Lounge
- Samurai Pizza Cats
- Nansen cuts the cat in two
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Spring-Loaded Cat
- Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
- Top Cat
- twisty cats
- making my cat wear party hats
- Cat Ballou
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- Cat Butt
- Fat Cat
- Cats hate computers
- I like my cat
- Three Cat Songs
- My cat's rough beginning
- Cat Commandments
- Mouth full of cat hair
- Dancing with cats
- How to message your cat
- China Cat Sunflower
- How to calm a cat in heat
- On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
- Hemingway Cats
- Octave Cat
- cat's meows
- The old lady with the cats
- Colon Cat
- herding cats
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- cat box day
- Cats make great alarm clocks
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- Which cat fell off last?
- I am forced to smoke my cat
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