Findings:

• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tell me a story about flowers
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about cranes
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about trains
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about drains
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me about your faith
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Don't Tell Me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me about your secret places
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about brains
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't leave me alone
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please Don't Bury Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't call me white
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't send me roses
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• They don't touch me the same way
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• show me what the world is all about
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Just don't expect me to understand
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Blame Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't Say You Love Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't mind if you forget me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't stand so close to me
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't quote me on that
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't let me die nervous
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• They Don't Want Me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Don't wait up for me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Dont come near me (user)
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!

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