Findings:

• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• what does it mean?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Watermelon hookah
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• How to turn any number into a 9
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• things you can't turn into poetry
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Working does not mean thinking
• What does it mean to be free?
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Run and turn into butter
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• What does it mean to be religious?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• Does back pain mean a disc?
• Does pain mean danger?
• So her hat does not blow away
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
• Wherefore does not mean where
• The smoke turned into rain
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Turn anything into a sound file
• What RU-486 means to me
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• So sweet with a mean streak
• Right turns mean faster driving
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• NCC
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Type A blood
• Victims, not murderers, deserve compassion
• airplanes are heaven, ships deserve to sing
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• The Devil You Deserve
• Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• You get what you deserve
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Debbie Does Dallas
• John Doe
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Time does not exist
• Jane Doe
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• doe
• Does free will exist?
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Does Satan play ice hockey?
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Doe Maar
• Christianity does not exist
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• fog machine
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Where does the money come from?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• does not compute
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• To which side does sir dress?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Art has an actual purpose
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• Time does not exist without rain
• Does the flame still burn?
• What difference does it make?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Life does not end at high school
• What does art do?
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Does that phone taste good?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A duck's quack does not echo
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Honig v. Doe
• The Tom and Nicole split: Why does the world care?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• water does not expand when it freezes

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