Findings:
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- Turn anything into a sound file
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- things you can't turn into poetry
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- Run and turn into butter
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Watermelon hookah
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- The smoke turned into rain
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- deserves to lose
- Robert Frost deserves better
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
- You deserve someone special in your life
- Type A blood
- Victims, not murderers, deserve compassion
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
- airplanes are heaven, ships deserve to sing
- Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
- Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
- The Devil You Deserve
- Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- You get what you deserve
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
- whisper into the graveyard
- into
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- My body falling into stars
- Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
- Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
- NiGHTS into Dreams
- Into Battle with The Art of Noise
- Out of the blue and into the black
- Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Snap into a Slim Jim
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
- Falling Into Infinity
- jump off into never-never land
- Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
- take into account
- Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
- Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
- Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
- On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
- Somehow my life falls into place
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- Into the light
- Into My Arms
- The art of stuffing people into boxes
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- All my possessions packed into a few boxes
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
- seal clubbing
- I was into them after they were hip
- vanish into thin air
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- How to avoid a car accident
- all that is solid melts into air
- Into the Fire
- Pathways Into Darkness
- The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- into the deep end in a few short words
- Got to Get You into My Life
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I might fall into good sleep like swimming
- Falling into a Black Hole
- A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
- The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
- getting into a fight in high school
- Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Erewhon : Chapter VI - Into Erewhon
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- words hiss into me
- My withdrawal into myself
- This is a journey into sound
- beating swords into plowshares
- How to break into a car
- fading into oblivion
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
- Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I tried to pull you into my head
- Staring into the pupils of my eyes
- The Door Into Summer
- Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
- All of my coworkers spit into urinals
- Into The Sun
- threads of perfect woven into a man
- The Lord Descends Into Hell
- A Descent into the Maelström
- A Descent into the Maelström - continued
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Flying into the sun
- Into the Black Pit and Out Again
- I Look Into My Glass
- Giant foetus stumbles into legislature
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
- Into Thin Air
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
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