Findings:

• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Need to get out more
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• How to get more out of Psi
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• How to get more change than you deserve
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• How to get more donations for Everything
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• internal versus external rewards
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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