Findings:

• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Using a command line
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who don't smoke will never die
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• people who don't exist
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• A Woman Who Never Was
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• People who don't read
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Never Had It So Good
• You who never arrived
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• People who love FTP
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The death of a man I had never known
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• cat haters
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Type A blood
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• people who wear camo
• People who died laughing
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• The best I never had
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• They had been expecting me
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Taking things at surface value
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who use Windows
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Two people who are not touching
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who are not anarchists
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The other people who hate war
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I've Never Been to Me
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• You've never had it so good
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• These are the memories I never had
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• never know who told it best
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Dead links in writeups
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• play dumb
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Know your pets
• The bored who complain
• love like you've never been hurt
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Capitalize, please
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• you have never been safe
• Oceania has never been at war

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