Findings:
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Know your pets
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Dead links in writeups
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Capitalize, please
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Flaunting your sexuality
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- People who carp about their jobs
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- He who controls the past controls the future
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Kids who walk in the middle of the road
- Why we can't control our sons of bitches
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Judging women by their books
- To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Those who can't do, teach
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Dreams where you can't move
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- Brian Cant
- My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- canted shot
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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