Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it's harder to choke someone to death when one of your hands is busy with delicious red fruit"

• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• On one hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• when you walk with death
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When living we have need of Death
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• one handed words
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Your hands ran red
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When water chokes you
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Red ink stains one red, black ink stains one black
• One Finger Death Punch
• Masque of the Red Death animation
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Special K Red Fruits
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• two in one hand
• red ring of death
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Red Handed
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• How to clap with one hand
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• How to scream when no one is looking
• one learns the most when losing
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Eye contact at a distance
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• when one of us woke early
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Wine when it is Red
• Delicious Death
• On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• someone else's hand
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• Red Delicious
• All Hands on the Bad One
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• three in one hand
• Red Right Hand
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Death of a Red Heroine
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
• One hand in the other
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• Hump one to death
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• The Man with One Red Shoe
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• One red paper clip
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Red one
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• The Masque of The Red Death
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• when someone you disliked dies
• red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
• The Big Red One
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• Red Box of Death
• I once clutched death in my hands
• busy signal
• pity this busy monster,manunkind,
• Busy Hipster (user)
• She leaves a busy emptiness in the room
• Busy Police
• busy loop
• busy waiting
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• Choke pondweed
• art a choke (user)
• Don't choke
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Choke Hold
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Death
• Blue Screen of Death
• Black Death
• The heat death of the Universe
• death metal
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Wisconsin Death Trip
• Death Comes for the Archbishop
• Death of Rats
• death rattle
• Sudden Death
• Dance of Death
• Death by Water
• The Death of Curoi
• The Death of Cuchulainn
• Death Guild
• Death Rune
• Scary Face of Death (user)
• Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
• The Screaming, Flaming Skull of Death
• Payable on Death
• Alphabet Death Game
• Bajoran death chant
• Death Of A Ladies' Man
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Japanese Death Match
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• played to death
• The Death Path, Waterloo, Ontario
• Death Cab for Cutie
• ism's totally unhealthy Triscuit Death Snacks
• death save
• Cheating death
• Death Fugue
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• A Theologian in Death

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