Findings:

• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Urban Ritual
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• Advice for using customer service
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Taking over the world using cows
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm just here for the candy
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• i'm here. are you here?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm Still Here
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• medical advice
• Good Advice
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• sage advice
• Good Advices
• Friendly Advice
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Words of advice for young noders
• The best interview advice I received
• General advice for preventing attacks
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Cook's Helpful Advice
• The Poet's Advice
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
• Tuco's advice
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Advice to new smokers
• Advice to nude smokers
• Advices and Queries
• Advice for engineering students
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• Parental Advice
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• antigravity advice
• Pentatonic and diatonic soloing advice for guitar
• sound advice
• Advice to a Young Person
• Lucy's Writing Advice (category)
• Advice animal
• Writing Advice (category)
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to young people
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• here
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• You can't get there from here
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here Comes Your Man
• Who died here?
• Stay here with me
• The Big Bang happened here
• Put Your Hand Here
• You are here. We are not.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Here Comes the Sun
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The Distance to Here
• Here is Greenwood
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Here's my number, call me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Right here and now
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• I just work here
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here and Now
• Right here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Here on Earth
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• From Here to Eternity
• You're so come here go away
• Here I am again
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded

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