Findings:

• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I was adored once too
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I was alone for too long
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• We did not know it was a war
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Her name was Natalie
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Was it something I said?
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The room was hot
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• A conversation where none was invited
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• he was a punk poet himself
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Money was paper
• Battle Ground, Washington
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• The rest was not perfected
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• you aren't paranoid, it was all just a joke
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• It was always hot here
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• What if the world were flat?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Gizmo was insane
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Olympia, Washington
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Running a BBS
• Duvall, Washington
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was once young and had a home
• There Was A Friend
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Renee was a princess
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Was Pursuing an MFA Worth It?
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Was I born to play?
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was Chris to him
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• The beginning was the end
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Upon the hills where day was done
• All he left her was alone
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Petey Piper was a viper
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• I miss my mom when she was sober
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.

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