Findings:

• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• She was too beautiful to be human
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was adored once too
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• We did not know it was a war
• I was alone for too long
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• The teachers thought I was insane
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If I were a genetic engineer
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The sloe was lost in flower
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• My hacked iPhone was better
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• It's Too Late Now
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• What the hell was she thinking?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What if architecture was like web design?
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Where I Was
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• I was me before being me was cool.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• There Was No Leak
• every noder was once a normal human
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• A Child Was Born in 64
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
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• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I was never any good at maths at school
• That Was The Week That Was
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Since Hector was a pup
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Magneto Was Right
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• and with that, the final word was written
• Finding air where matter once was
• It was always about words

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