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• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• wake up and find her still there
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• only then will we be safe from each other
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• it would be hilarious if only
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Can I wake you up?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• and i'll be bigger
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• There can be only one
• Wake me up if you still want me
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• So I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Home I'll never be
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you wake up feeling old
• Wake up!
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• your name, once I wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Reasons To Wake Up
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I'll be your fantasy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I'll be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll never be the other woman
• Rest and be thankful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be in my bunk.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I'll be back
• I'll be your mirror
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• only the named can be destroyed
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• choke up
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• wake up hair
• Wake up
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The worst way to wake up
• And then one day you wake up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• wake up in a dumpster
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Wake up with the king
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I can't wake up
• I wake up so energized
• ...and a wake up
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Too good to be true
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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