"Do you ever, like, have any, sexual fantasies
? Y'know, things you'd like to do."
"Eh, aye. Aye, I suppose I do."
"Really? Like what?"
"Go on, just tell me."
"What? Tell you my fantasy?"
"Aye, just a wee something. Something maybe you think about now and then that you'd like to try."
"So, tell then. The first one that comes to your mind. Just tell me. For goodness sakes, if you can't tell me..."
"Aye. Well. It's kinda difficult. Y'know. To like, think of one. Y'know."
"What, you don't have anything at all that springs to mind? C'mon, you must have something going on in there."
"It's not that, it's just. Well."
"What, are you embarrassed?"
"No, it's just that, well. I can't think of one that involves you."