Findings:

• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beggars can't be choosers
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• That Would Be Enough
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• we can't all be rock stars
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Why Can't This Be Love
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• want to be groomed constantly
• Canted
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• you can't polish a turd
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Cant mast
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• I can't find my toothbrush
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
• Close Enough to Kill
• Stress in the workplace
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This Be The Verse
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I can't see your face in my mind
• I can't live without you
• The Cant
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• I know. I can't remember.
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• repetitive stress injury
• Stress and exercise
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Squids will be Squids
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1

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