Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You think your burger-eating, football-watching, huge-truck-driving fat ass is going to survive against people with actual training"

• You need fat to survive
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who are going to hell
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• Going against the grain
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Fuck what other people think
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Going by the script when talking to people
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Fat Ass (user)
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Treatment of corporations
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• cat haters
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• let go of what you think other people think
• How to survive against humans
• How to survive against zombies
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• People Against Ridiculous Protests
• armament of weapons that are effective against invisible people
• The possible surpasses the actual
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• Abstract Notions versus Actual Circumstance
• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Rage Against The Machine
• Litany Against Beer
• Rock Against Racism
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Against
• A Drug Against War
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Go up against
• New Mexico law against cohabitation
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Ska Against Racism
• against the wall
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Our Position Against Suicide
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• spindly arms against a sea of light
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Against a Dark Background
• Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• selected against
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• The International Tribunal on Crimes Against Women
• An Argument Against the Abolishing of Christianity
• Direct Action against Homophobia
• running 'Strings' against the Mac OS X kernel
• Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
• Two Against Nature
• Artists Against Piracy
• A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
• partying against the darkness
• Against Interpretation
• Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
• The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky
• crime against humanity
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Me Against the World
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• It is against the law to walk in Los Angeles
• Seventeen Hours of MTV's Take a Stand Against Discrimination
• Protect against deleted .bash_history files
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• Lounge Against the Machine
• GPL is against my religion
• Arguments for and against Love
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• SpeakOut Against Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence
• infamous crimes against nature
• The Struggle Against the State
• The Man against the Sky
• crime against nature
• The unpardonable sin against the Holy Ghost
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• An Argument Against Pragmatic Critiquing
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• vote against
• It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
• Against All Authority
• Ten Offences against the Holy Name
• The Prejudice Against the Past
• Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam
• Ego up against the wall
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• archy speaks out against killing the poor
• your training is not complete
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
• Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.2 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.3 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property continued
• the war against terrorism timeline
• Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
• Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
• computers against spacetime
• Philosophus Stone Against the Cult of Terror!
• Campaign Against Racial Discrimination
• Against Common Sense
• An editorial against cowardly Muslims
• Rule Against Perpetuities
• The Women's Petition Against Coffee
• American laws against tipping
• Rage Against the Machine Demo Tape
• The Maccabees and the Struggle Against Hellenism
• The Ohio argument against federal income taxes
• The War Against the Greens
• Parallels between the War Against Terrorism and the Cold War
• You're either with us or you're against us
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• United States nuclear threat against Yugoslavia in 1946
• Sins Against Mimesis
• Rage, rage against the dying of the light
• Against All Odds
• Woman Against the Flow
• Against Me!
• Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice
• Article 26 and the war against Iraq
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• The softest brushes of lips against cheek
• The War Against Boys
• Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
• Foot fetishism as rebellion against teleological nilhism
• Military Studies in the Jihad Against the Tyrants
• Making Rage Against The Machine guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest
• Defence Against the Dark Arts
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• John Kerry's 1971 Vietnam Veterans Against The War Statement
• gravity and hubris conspire against all rocket science
• Having sex up against a wall
• 100 Authors Against Einstein
• Convention Against Torture

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