From Goats: The Comic Strip by Jonathan Rosenberg, May 17th, 1999. This, as far as I'm concerned, is the definitive version of the Litany Against Beer. Accept no imitations.


Toothgnip and Diablo have your girlfriend tied up and oiled down.


I must drink beer.
Beer is the mind killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
When the beer is gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


I'll be hiding in the corner.

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