Goats: The Comic Strip details the lives of a passel of oddities in New York City. It has never been syndicated, and unless current trends in comics cease to continue, it never will. Why? It's too smart by half and quite offensive to classic family sensibilities. Jesus Peanut Butter Cups ( 'cuz there's no wrong way to eat a Jesus) and satanic chickens who are pyrobovinecrophiles simply do not make for happy family values groups.