"Hmm. Hey Kern, if we're going to have multiple, err, lusers
, how do we tell them apart?"
"Numbers, you nitwit. Pass the pipe."
"But Kern, I am not a number. I am a free man."
"You're a wasted man, is what you are."
"Where do we keep the numbers?"
"Um, in etc of course."
"In a file. The password file, how about that, Ritch?"
"There's a problem, though, Kern."
"What? Are we out of beer again? Where's that intern? Hey, intern! BEER RUN!"
"Too many vowels in 'password.' Have to keep those vowels to a minimum or those voices in my head will start assonating like crazy."
"Of course, you're right. Damn those cursed voices. /etc/passwd it is."