Findings:

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're a geek when...
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Eye contact at a distance
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• full name
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They don't know what I've done
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• No Use for a Name
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You Know You're Right
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When you kill people they die
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Girls named Mary are trouble
• I know they are watching me
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The moon knows my name
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• telling people what they don't need to know
• To Here Knows When
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They will not be named!
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• I know when the world will end
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• They don't know what they're missing
• Things techies should know about brand names
• You know you've been away from home too long
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Kids that age think they know it all
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• And I don't even know their names
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When things are known by a brand name
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Use meaningful variable names
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• When is a name just a name?
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• the forest knows your name
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• Rape committed by women
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• They Know Me
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I know more when I'm alone
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• Sucking at The Sims
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• To those who know who they are
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do you know that name?
• fear knows no names
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• if i keep moving they won't know
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full

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