Findings:

• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Books made me a person
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• we're made out of nothing
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The full moon made me do it
• I was a homeless bum
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• 80s music made me gay
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Mistakes were made
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• England Made Me
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Experience has made me bitter
• Society made me what I am
• Jesus loves me, right?
• The Devil made me do it
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• My wife made me sexy!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• This node was made for you and me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The Internet made me do it
• Jesus Loves Me
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• video games never made me violent
• You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Me and Jesus
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Only Jesus can judge me
• You were always so good to me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If Jesus were alive today
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• Jesus loves you
• Jesus College, Oxford
• Jesus Lizard
• Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Jesus H. Christ
• Have you found Jesus?
• Jesus Saves
• Jesus fish
• What Would Jesus Do?
• The Jesus Movement
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus at half mast
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Getting Jesus
• The Third Jesus (user)
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Sacred Heart of Jesus
• The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
• Jesus wept
• Jesus of Montreal
• Jesus Prayer
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Jesus sightings
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Drinking for Jesus
• The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• The Ballad of Joking Jesus
• Jesus versus Elvis
• Baby Jesus
• The Trial of Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• I get high on Jesus
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Sweet Jesus on a stick!
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Jesus Franco
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Purple Jesus
• Jesus Justus
• Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
• Jesus was a feminist
• Space Jesus
• Jesus Day
• Jesus on the Grille
• The Historical Jesus
• Jesus, the Hero
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• The Jesus freak scare
• How Would Jesus Drive?

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