Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Things to do when technology gets here
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why do you want to get married?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• B Battery
• Stoned music memories
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'll get there when I get there
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Now you do what they told ya
• What to do when your car breaks down
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• If a Catholic wants to marry a non-Catholic
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I always wanted to get married one day
• When I get like this
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Rape committed by women
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We get too tense when we drive
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• they carry but they do not understand
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When I get mad I throw harder
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Ground rush
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• How do you get there?
• What do stars do? They shine.
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• The goggles, they do nothing
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• How fast do you play the piano on speed?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• What do you see when you look up?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Craving a smoke

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