Findings:
- Nice names for stupid people
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- I would like to bring you here
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- cat haters
- I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
- People want what they cannot have
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- Countries named after people
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- School is for stupid people
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Would you like an OS with that?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- They moved like a river
- I never thought it would be like this
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- some summers they drop like flies
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I would like to buy you a drink
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- People with programming languages named after them
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Stupid people
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- play dumb
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- insulting people you like
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- Japanese people like to play games
- Would you like fries with that?
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- If you would like to contact DMan
- People Like Us
- Mind without body
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I would like
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I like to kick people with my fists
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- Would you like to know more?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- stuff white people like
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- Treating people like literal robots
- I would like to see your little bits
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Old People Names
- A Society of People Named Elihu
- The same people with different names
- They will not be named!
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They die obscurely under assumed names
- And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Ground rush
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- A Jared by any other name
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Things you give people that they keep
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- Half-sour pickle
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Would you like to try a sample?
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Would you like a doughnut?
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- They hum like angels
- what would you like?
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Just to see what it would be like
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I would like to have emotions
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Those two people like it, and they're shagging
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- I like my breasts the way they are
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- and the people look like flowers at last
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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