Findings:

• Cartoon Planet
• Pigs have good noses
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Astro City #5
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• my religion doesn't have a name
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Cartoon Network
• cartoon
• Cartoon food chain
• Saturday morning cartoon
• Joe Cartoon
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Cartoon History of the Universe
• 'Allo 'Allo Cartoon Fun
• cartoon morals
• The cartoon laws of physics
• The Cartoon Laws of Biology
• Saturday Morning Cartoons and the 7 Deadly Sins
• USA Cartoon Express
• Legend of Zelda Cartoon
• Cartoons on drugs
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• King of Cartoons
• cartoon bomb
• Cartoon Network Commercial Memorial
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Scientific American Cartoons
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• cartoon shorthand
• Lovecraft in Cartoons
• editorial cartoon
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• TOPS cartoon
• My birds are cartoon characters
• Saturday Morning Cartoons' Greatest Hits
• Anime is not the Japanese word for "Cartoon"
• Low Smokes With a Cartoon
• Cartoon Cartoon Fridays
• Making the Movies XXXIV Making Cartoons for the Movies
• Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
• 80s Cartoons
• Demented Cartoon Movie
• Snake 'n' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret
• Vízipók Csodapók Hungarian Cartoon
• Danish Muhammad Cartoons a US DoD plant?
• Transformers cartoon
• Cartoon Dreams
• We laughed like a cartoon circus train
• political cartoon
• Men and Cartoons
• The Hole of Cartoon Badness
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Good Old Timmy
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.

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